Poems That Suck - Part 2

Last year, I posted a poem that I wrote back in 1991. For those of you that remember, it sucked. Well, after reading a recent post by Sara Zarr (who's book, Story of a Girl, comes out next month), I am inspired yet again to post bad poetry. Here's another gem from 1991.

I get migraine headaches when I see:

1) grizzly bears
2) flash floods
3) killer sharks
4) science teachers

I seem to get a headache everyday.

Feel free to throw as many imaginary rotten tomatoes as you'd like.